Jordan - at it again!!

Jordan has been quite a handful over the last week.  Getting all of the girls into the swing of a routine and schedule has been difficult, and having so much else going on at the same time made it more of a challenge.  

However, Jordan seems to excel at the weird,  unusual, and crazy. Last week, Mandy came out of the bathroom complaining that Jordan didn't flush.  Jordan came storming out of their room adamantly denying it was her, went into the bathroom and came out screaming, "That is NOT mine!!  Those are Taylor Turds!"

Wow!! She know has my attention.  I asked her how she was certain that it wasn't her mess in the toilet.  She said that she "just knows these things."  

And after Ken and I were done laughing, we began referring to Jordan as the Fecal Expert.  Oh, and we still made her flush.  Ewwwww.

Forward to today, and she has decided that she needs a new haircut.  Yes, once again, Jordan took scissors to her head. Dear God - it is bad.  The only good thing is that most of the damage is underneath, so it can be hidden.  

How this started, no one is sure....not even Jordan. She had a small spot that was found during her hair appointment last week, and she said that she had cut out a piece of gum. Wow! Well, crap, at least it was just a small little spot.  Yeah, then she apparently wanted to "fix" her hair and kept cutting.  This is what I found this morning:

NOW we are referring to her as Sinead.  She is not happy with me for taking the pictures, but I have to document everything at this point so I can try to have some sanity through it all!!  And yes, school pictures are next week, and this is the hair she will have for them.

(And people still wonder why I drink)