8 days and counting

My surgery is in 8 days.  I'm trying really hard NOT to be a nervous wreck about it especially since I also have to go to court again tomorrow against the girls' father.  I've always made the joke that if it weren't for stress, my heart wouldn't work properly, but it's getting to be ridiculous.


So, here's my funny for the day since I always like to find that really funny moment in the midst of life.  I went to complete my pre-op paperwork and testing.  I had the EKG done, and I'm "normal" and then I had my blood work done and the chest X-ray.  I turned in my paperwork to the surgical unit and went on my merry way home.


When I got home, I looked at my copy of the EKG and discovered that apparently, I morphed into a 58-year-old Male. No, I'm serious!  I wasn't aware of the change, but here it is:

Hahahahaha!  I no longer have to worry because it's apparently not me that is going to have surgery.  However, how the hell is the surgeon going to manage to complete a hysterectomy on a man?!?!?!?!