Jordan talking on the phone

OK, so at this point, everyone knows that Jordan says some outrageous things.  Tonight, she was on the phone with her father (JA).  At one point, she put the phone down and went back to her sister's room leaving her dad on the open line for 7 minutes.  When she returned to the phone, she continued to play "April Fool's" jokes on her dad - mostly they were silly things that she would say.

My favorite of the evening, however, was when she told her dad to close his eyes and stop listening so she could surprise him.

I tried to get a picture of Jordan on the phone to accompany this posting, but she wasn't going for it. She said that I was "embarrassing" her because she knew I was going to share this photo with my friends, and this just wasn't "cute."

When she was off the phone, I asked her to explain how anyone could close their eyes for a surprise when they were on the phone.  She replied as though I'm a complete moron, "Um, it was a surprise and you always have to close your eyes for a suprise.  DUH!"