Let me first premise this by saying, that I was studying at the table while everyone had supper on Friday night, and I over heard Ken exclaim, "That was AWESOME!" Taylor was laughing and turning red, so I asked what was so funny. Taylor informed me that she didn't want to tell me, and Ken had her work it with me - get Mama to agree you're not in trouble and then tell her. I made the agreement despite knowing I was going to regret it.
Here's Taylor's joke:
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So a guy was looking around eBay, and he saw an ad for "Penis Enlargement." He thought that would be really cool, so he looked at the information and saw that the sale included overnight delivery. The guy thinks, "That's great!" and places his order for $10.
The next day, the package arrives. The guy open the box and then screams, "Those bastards! They sent me a magnifying glass!"
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Once it all set in, I couldn't help but laugh. I didn't know what bothered me more: The fact that my 12-year-old told this raunchy joke or that I hadn't already heard it!!!
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