Jordanism from our trip

This was such a great Jordanism that it had to have it's own entry from the trip.  Now, if you haven't been following the shit that Jordan says, you'll need the back story, so hold down your "Ctrl" key and click the link to this story:  Jordan discovers the birds and the bees.


Now, we are driving in the van that we rented for our Colorado trip.  Taylor and Mandy are in the far back playing their games.  Jordan is in the middle seat just checking out the sights, and suddenly, she just bursts out, "The boys' part is a penis!"  I'm in the passenger seat and Ken is obviously driving.  He and I look at each other, mouths agape, and then start giggling.  I turn slightly and asked Jordan, "Where did THAT come from?"  She just smiled and kept looking out the window.


A few minutes later, maybe 2 or 3 minutes, Jordan starts talking again.  "You know.  I know the real word for penis, and that's WEINER!"  Ken is trying to keep control - especially as he's driving.  I'm trying to distract Jordan from whatever the hell is keeping her thinking about penises AGAIN.  I remind her that she had the "real" word correct the first time.  Jordan says, "You mean it's a 'penis'?"  I tell her yes, that's the correct name for it, not "weiner."


Jordan then starts discussing what she thinks of penis:  "You know, they look an awful lot like hot dogs."  Now, Taylor and Mandy have taken an interest in her conversation.  Ken is shocked and trying not to giggle at the same time.  He looks over at me and mouths, "WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM?!"  I shrug my shoulders and go back to listening to Jordan.


She is babbling on and on, "Yeah, a boy's penis totally looks like a hot dog.  What's so special about a hot dog? Well, Brayden's penis looked more like those little weiners that we eat with barbecue sauce.  It was SO SMALL!  It wasn't big like a hot dog, just a little weiner."  Taylor and Mandy interjected here and there with, "Really?" which kept Jordan going.  


I asked Jordan about the weiners with the BBQ sauce because I wasn't understanding what she meant.  She kept saying, "You know, Mama, the little weiners that we put in the pot with BBQ sauce?"  And she's holding her thumb and forefinger out to demonstrate just how small she means.  Then it hits me....The Lil' Smokies - cocktail weiners that I will use as an appetizer in the crock pot with BBQ sauce. 


ROFLMAO!!!  Once Ken and I realized what Jordan was comparing that poor little boy's penis to, we died laughing.  She didn't understand what was so funny, and she had moved on to some other topic.  Apparently, she was tired of discussing penis.  I have no idea how she got on the subject or why it was so important to find an analogy for the way it looked to her, but it provided for great laughter when Ken and I were tired from driving back from Colorado.