Taylor's list for Ken

The girls have planned quite the surprise for Ken's birthday next week, but they still want to get him a gift.  The three of them sat down and discussed options, and Taylor was the recorder.  My favorite is #10, and I had to go to her for clarification before I yelled at her:

Yes, that's right, it was supposed to be "new shirt."  When I pointed it out to Taylor, she was mortified, but I haven't stopped laughing for 10 minutes!